Category Archives: Me

If anyone is missing one of the following items, let me know. A black Beret A blue hoodie, no zipper, with a logo on the front A maroonish hoodie, no zipper, that’s kinda fuzzy poofy? A zip up sweat shirt … Continue reading →

Tomorrow I’m going to the end of the road to find something I’ve desired for so long. Will it be there? Will it be all I had wished of it? I can only hope so. Please be there, please be … Continue reading →

I don’t have much time, so I’ll make this quick. Go read this site right now. It’s a hilarious collection of essays written by this guy in school. He rocks. Walt Whitman was born 3000 years ago in ancient Hong … Continue reading →

I have decided to stop using two spaces between sentences. This feels very awkward, but everyone with whom I have spoken says it is proper now, including the internet. Who am I to argue with the internet? Argh, I have … Continue reading →

Facts: I drive a 2004 Mazda RX-8. I love my car. When driving my RX-8, I can feel everything. Now, let us examine this.  If I run over a pebble in the road, I feel it.  This has the distinct … Continue reading →

Last night, I got a call from Jamar.  Here is an impromptu transcript of said conversation. Me: "Sexy Brandon enterprises, how might I please you?" Jamar: "Say what?" Me: "Hi, you’ve reached Brandon, what do you need?" Jamar: "Who is … Continue reading →

Hand it to the author of Dilbert to put everything in perspective.  Scott recently wrote a piece on free will which I read.  Oh man!  Talk about enlightening!  Remind me via email or aim and I’ll link it here later, … Continue reading →

Today is my first real day back to work since November 10th. I can’t find one of my work shoes, couldn’t find my badges, had no milk to eat breakfast with, ran out of my favorite shampoo, and have now sat … Continue reading →