I write this while sitting in traffic. Bad traffic. I can only assume someone is dead and the corpse is in the road and noone gives a shit enough to drag it to the gutter where it belongs, so everyone is just stopping to look. Every motherfucker in the city is trying to take this alternate route I’m on because the normal route has an accident too. I really think there should be bulldozers at every damned intersection to push the damaged vehicles and injured people to a more reasonable location than in the middle of the fucking road! I’m thinking toxic waste dumps full of caustic chemicals. If I am physically capable, my fucking car is gonna be out of traffic. Wait, nevermind, I just exited the traffic… Guess what it was? NOTHING! Fuck it, I’m out.