Great party man

Man…  A mortar and pestle leave mad blisters.  Hopefully all work will be worthwhile.  Btw, when cops walk in your front door at 2am and ask what you’re doing with a mortar and pestle, make sure you tell them you’re studying biology at the University of [insert random state here], they’ll walk out and pretend like they didn’t see anything…  Well, not before asking you to turn down the music and commenting on how contrasting your t-shirt is compared to what’s playing.  Wow.

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