Today is my first real day back to work since November 10th. I can’t find one of my work shoes, couldn’t find my badges, had no milk to eat breakfast with, ran out of my favorite shampoo, and have now sat in traffic for 15 minutes while moving approximately 3000 feet. I know this because I filled up and reset my trip counter at the gas station by the interstate onramp and it now says I’ve travelled .7 miles. Oh glory day! My foot hurts so bad from the tennis shoes I had to put on that I think I’m taking it off. Fuck this is a bad day waiting to get worse.